Conversation with #dkap_amber
Conversation with #dkap_amber on Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:15:36 PM EDT:
(08:15:37 PM) mode (+o dkap) by ChanServ
(08:16:09 PM) Nathan: Moogomboo.
(09:11:51 PM) dkap: Genning gaming group in person.
(11:37:59 PM) Nathan left the room (quit: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 5.0/20110615151330]).
(11:54:16 PM) dkap: It's now up on the wiki-wiki, under WhoIsWhere.
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(08:20:50 PM) mode (+o dkap) by ChanServ
(08:25:38 PM) Nathan: Aigh! GM-sign!
(08:25:42 PM) ***Nathan hides.
(08:26:39 PM) ***dkap sniffs about ... I can _smell_ you ...
(08:28:21 PM) Nathan: "Feel your air..."
(08:28:49 PM) Auricle [~chatzilla@c-75-69-12-225.hsd1.vt.comcast.net] entered the room.
(08:29:28 PM) Nathan: Hi, Auricle!
(08:29:38 PM) dkap: Ahh ... the Universe has arrived.
(08:29:47 PM) Auricle: Hello, Hello
(08:32:39 PM) dkap: How was game this weekend?
(08:33:35 PM) dkap: My computer is unhappy in this heat ... I might be a touch slow.
(08:33:58 PM) Nathan: Hee hee hee...
(08:34:04 PM) ***Nathan made a BIIIIIG mess.
(08:34:09 PM) Auricle: I thought game was good.
(08:34:20 PM) Auricle: Mostly because I did not accidently kill anyone cooking chicken
(08:34:51 PM) dkap: Cooking chickens?
(08:34:56 PM) dkap: IRL or in game?
(08:35:13 PM) dkap: I figured a saber up their ... stuffing-hole would do a lot for flash-cooking them.
(08:35:41 PM) Nathan: Out of game.
(08:35:48 PM) dkap: Hrm ... the Ron Popeil Pocket Saber Cooker. It slices, it dices, and you don't have to set it and forget it, because cooking the bird cooks it through and through.
(08:36:51 PM) Auricle: Yeah I fed everyone and I'd never cooked meat before.
(08:37:03 PM) dkap: Cool!
(08:37:07 PM) Auricle: Fortunately everyone was willing to check and tell me when the chicken was done, lol
(08:37:30 PM) dkap: Although, somehow, I'm surprised to volunteered to cook meat ...
(08:37:42 PM) dkap: Even if it is the one meat that is less intelligent than some vegetables ....
(08:37:45 PM) Auricle: They all like meat
(08:37:53 PM) Auricle: I felt it decent hostessry
(08:38:17 PM) Auricle: plus it was kebabs, I could do prep for meat and non-meat and basically not cook TWO entrees
(08:39:02 PM) Nathan: Meeeeeeeeat...
(08:39:10 PM) Auricle: I had a bunch of really good vegetarian dishes I could have done but they would have been all disappointed, and most aren't very adventurous...
(08:41:12 PM) dkap: Silly players, veggies are gamer-food.
(08:41:29 PM) dkap: We like living cells squeaking between our teeth.
(08:41:34 PM) Nathan: I think it's Auricle's turn for some GM-time, hereabouts...
(08:44:26 PM) ***Auricle blinks
(08:46:24 PM) dkap: Definitely possible.
(08:47:30 PM) Auricle: I think I'm still stuck holding court.
(08:48:54 PM) Nathan: Which is why you need time. Get out of there...
(08:49:19 PM) dkap: *grin*
(08:49:20 PM) dkap: Indeed.
(08:49:26 PM) dkap: When last we left Auricle ...
(08:49:55 PM) dkap: I believe you were working through the Stupid and Amusing ones who wanted either to kill/hurt/influence you, and those who actually wanted your help and assistance.
(08:50:22 PM) dkap: And it all reminds you that you want Dierdre back, as soon as she is able, so you don't have to deal with this crapola.
(08:51:07 PM) Nathan: Uh oh...
(08:51:08 PM) Auricle: yes.
(08:51:23 PM) Auricle: Or I may just find the next supposed relative and make them do it.
(08:52:16 PM) dkap: *grin* Most of them are away on the Hunt for Resurrection Contingency 5 ...
(08:52:39 PM) Auricle: Whatever.
(08:53:38 PM) dkap: *grin*
(08:53:49 PM) dkap: So, where were we?
(08:53:59 PM) dkap: Let me riffle through the logs, and see if I can find it.
(08:54:05 PM) Auricle: I'm not sure, I've killed one, made nice with one, and....
(08:57:26 PM) dkap: There were something like 6 that we went through. There was the fish ...
(08:57:33 PM) dkap: At least ... I think we got that far ...
(08:57:43 PM) ***bannon peaks in..
(08:57:51 PM) bannon: What'd I miss?
(08:58:26 PM) jimblanchette [~jimblanch@pool-98-110-182-250.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(08:58:46 PM) Nathan: The naked food fight.
(08:59:07 PM) bannon: Damn..
(08:59:08 PM) dkap: That too.
(08:59:11 PM) Auricle: I don't remember fish, but it is Auricle
(08:59:26 PM) dkap: It would have gotten all sticky in your fur, though.
(08:59:34 PM) jimblanchette: Hello all!
(08:59:35 PM) bannon: BTW.. Rayeth will not be joining tonight.. He has to get up at 4am
(08:59:39 PM) bannon: Hey
(09:02:39 PM) dkap: He's not joined us in a while ... I kinda expected that, though ...
(09:02:56 PM) bannon: That sucks
(09:04:24 PM) dkap: *shrug* I can tell about gamers, sometimes ...
(09:04:44 PM) bannon: Really? *sits* What about me?
(09:06:15 PM) dkap: You're still here, right? *grin*
(09:06:25 PM) dkap: Even when you aren't _here_ here, you are still here.
(09:06:37 PM) ***bannon headtilts.. then explodes.
(09:07:53 PM) dkap: MMmm ... BRAINS!
(09:08:28 PM) Auricle: ew I'm not cooking brains
(09:08:42 PM) Nathan: Cooking would spoil the consitency
(09:08:48 PM) Nathan: Consistency, even.
(09:08:54 PM) ***Nathan hands out spoons.
(09:09:47 PM) ***bannon takes a spoon and eats some.
(09:10:19 PM) jimblanchette: much better chilled
(09:10:40 PM) ***Auricle starts up a conversation with the brains deciding which to back up to her gargoyle.
(09:16:05 PM) ***bannon watches
(09:20:10 PM) dkap: Right then. Log from 200110510, I think we ended with Sethra trumping a self-proclaimed god.
(09:22:37 PM) Auricle: Ahhhhh yes
(09:23:41 PM) dkap: So, did Sethra head back, or did she hang around to enjoy the show for a bit?
(09:23:48 PM) dkap: It's unclear from the logs.
(09:25:42 PM) dkap: Oh, and did the stick get put somewhere safe?
(09:25:49 PM) Auricle: ) ***Jean offers Sethra a fish back to where she was before.
(09:25:50 PM) Auricle: (10:43:22 PM) dkap: Sethra pours herself back into the fish.
(09:25:52 PM) Auricle: (10:44:02 PM) ***Jean fishes Sethra back to where she was before.
(09:26:21 PM) dkap: Right ... Sethra gone, stick still here ...
(09:26:24 PM) bannon: O.o;
(09:26:57 PM) Auricle: yup
(09:27:26 PM) ***Auricle extends her arm and picks up the stick. "Now you, what to do with you....."
(09:27:46 PM) dkap: It echoes in your hand.
(09:28:13 PM) dkap: You feel it warm to you.
(09:29:14 PM) Auricle: "Well, you're interesting at least."
(09:29:16 PM) dkap: And it begins to glow again.
(09:29:33 PM) dkap: It feels like a puppy you just petted, and it's wagging it's metaphorical tail.
(09:30:17 PM) Auricle: Pattern signature on/in it?
(09:31:46 PM) dkap: Not yet.
(09:31:56 PM) dkap: But if you keep it long enough, it might.
(09:32:32 PM) Auricle: Gargoyle: A ...foci? That's the magic stuff, right?
(09:33:25 PM) dkap: Garoyle: Correct. Although focii have been used for many things, from meditation, through distracting large crowds.
(09:33:59 PM) Auricle: Hmmm.
(09:34:19 PM) ***Auricle grows a second sheath on her back and sticks the stick in it crossed with the Sword of State.
(09:34:38 PM) dkap: It seems very happy to be there.
(09:34:43 PM) Auricle: Gargoyle: Hypothesis, I get rid of this sword somehow and they all go bother someone else. Probability?
(09:36:35 PM) dkap: Gargoyle: Low probabliity.
(09:37:21 PM) Auricle: Drat.
(09:37:28 PM) Auricle: "Okay...um...next?"
(09:38:06 PM) dkap: Zorg's assistant: "Right ... I'll check."
(09:39:21 PM) ***Auricle settles back down into the chair and hmms to herself.
(09:40:51 PM) dkap: Zorg's Assistant: "I present an emissary from the Courts of Chaos."
(09:41:24 PM) dkap: An individual squishes into the chamber, and bursts into flames.
(09:41:36 PM) ***Auricle eeks and then sighs.
(09:41:56 PM) ***Auricle tries to coil her Pattern inside as much as possible before the individual completely turns to ash.
(09:42:36 PM) dkap: Zorg's Assistant has sprayed him down with a canister labeled "In case of Eric II".
(09:43:06 PM) Auricle: "Er, I hope you aren't completely crisped, there..."
(09:44:34 PM) dkap: After the sound like a gasp of air finished expressing ... the voice squeeked out with "No, I expected that."
(09:45:26 PM) Auricle: "Oh. Okay then."
(09:46:21 PM) dkap: A re-inflation sound, and then: "We bring you respect from the Other End. We apologize that such hasn't been ... timely ... but there is still some issues going on, back that way."
(09:47:44 PM) dkap: Another moment and then: "We would ask to know if the tradition of who will be invading whom is going to be upheld."
(09:47:55 PM) Auricle: "Thank you, and timely isn't an issue, I was out Walking earlier and get lost."
(09:48:07 PM) Auricle: Gargoyle: Tradition of what?
(09:48:31 PM) dkap: Gargoyle: "Lack of data."
(09:49:35 PM) Auricle: "Which tradition is that again? "
(09:50:55 PM) dkap: Another inflation:"We are aware that it is our turn to invade, but we will have to beg your indulgence that we need a bit to settle our affairs first."
(09:51:32 PM) Auricle: "Er...we've been taking turns at invading?"
(09:52:58 PM) dkap: An inflation: "Indeed. The brothers decided it years ago. I though, as Dworkin's successor, you would be well-familiar with it."
(09:54:09 PM) ***Auricle giggles disconcertingly. "Have you spoken to Dworkin recently?"
(09:54:52 PM) dkap: An inflation: "It has not yet been my duty to do so."
(09:56:17 PM) Auricle: "Well, I have, but I have no data backed up regarding the agreement."
(09:58:16 PM) Auricle: "However, I'm willing to be indulgent in the agreement. Barring King Deirdre decides otherwise. How much time do you need?"
(10:00:36 PM) dkap: An inhalation: "Perhaps we should send another emissary when we have straightened things out?"
(10:01:49 PM) Auricle: "Agreed! That seems terribly reasonable."
(10:03:18 PM) dkap: An inhalation: "Thank you! You are most considerate. I will depart now, and make my way back with the joyful news."
(10:05:17 PM) Auricle: "Good. Glad that could be settled."
(10:11:26 PM) dkap: There is a squirting sound, some belches of flame, and ... gone.
(10:12:09 PM) Auricle: "You really should warn me before setting chaosians on fire in front of me."
(10:12:55 PM) dkap: Zorg's Assistant, while putting out flames: I don't know ... I'll add it to the list.
(10:15:13 PM) Auricle: "They don't do well with Pattern and so the City here is bad enough, adding me in is...um...explosive. Depending on the Chaosian.
(10:16:54 PM) Auricle: "So how many more do I need to talk to?
(10:18:36 PM) dkap: Zorg's Assistant: "Just one more."
(10:18:44 PM) dkap: Shall I get her?
(10:19:48 PM) Auricle: "Yes please."
(10:20:15 PM) dkap: A very harried young woman comes in.
(10:20:28 PM) dkap: She peers around nervously ...
(10:21:48 PM) dkap: She: "Umm ... am I in the right place? I'm looking for someone named 'Auricle'?"
(10:21:59 PM) Auricle: "I'm Auricle."
(10:22:25 PM) dkap: She: "Umm ... your magis..highe... Auricleness?"
(10:23:13 PM) Auricle: "Auricleness is closest." *grins* "Patternmaster is probably the word you want, if I'm guessing correctly."
(10:23:14 PM) dkap: She: "I'm supposed to let you know that the lab has succeeded?"
(10:23:43 PM) ***Auricle sits up and looks very excited. "Excellent! Succeeded at what?"
(10:23:44 PM) dkap: She: "They didn't mention your rank or anything, I'm just going by the ... trappings?"
(10:25:46 PM) dkap: She: "I'm not sure ... that was just the message. I was just ... umm ... the only one who wasn't directly involved, so I was the one to tell you."
(10:26:06 PM) dkap: She: "I just work as the security guard out front."
(10:26:38 PM) Auricle: "Excellent! Labs are much more exciting than this."
(10:26:47 PM) ***Auricle stands up and heads out the door.
(10:27:12 PM) dkap: Zorg's Assistant. "Well, I'm glad she went last ... I'll clean up here."
(10:28:45 PM) ***Auricle gets outside and stops, consulting the gargoyle b/c she forgot where the lab is.
(10:28:59 PM) dkap: The lady is happy to lead you there.
(10:29:05 PM) dkap: Gargoyle knows you have several labs.
(10:29:16 PM) Auricle: Oh, well, then I follow her.
(10:29:52 PM) dkap: She opens up a magical gate, you can see the lab through it on the other side.
(10:31:53 PM) ***Auricle fairly bounces through the gate, thinking Lab Lab Lab so much more fun.
(10:34:01 PM) dkap: On the other side is not, indeed, the lab.
(10:35:02 PM) Auricle: It's not? Oh bother. "Hey you set the gate weird."
(10:35:10 PM) dkap: But a large group of hostile people, who's first action is to open fire with a barrage of crosbow bolts.
(10:35:37 PM) ***Auricle turns into something impervious to crossbow bolts
(10:35:43 PM) dkap: The guide is, of course, peppered and dies.
(10:37:01 PM) dkap: The crossbow bolts bounce off of you and gargoyle.
(10:37:37 PM) dkap: A jager who happened to be following you (because they do that) vaults over you, and starts defending your hat.
(10:38:33 PM) ***Auricle asks, "Hello? Can I get a reason why you are shooting me before I totally wipe you from reality?"
(10:40:37 PM) dkap: The Jager is making lots of noise.
(10:41:15 PM) dkap: There is a leader type (you can tell, because he doesn't have any shit or dirt on him.)
(10:42:02 PM) Auricle: "Hey you, clean one? Last chance to surrender and tell me why you are shooting."
(10:42:37 PM) dkap: Clean one: "The Evil Scientists Must Die!"
(10:43:28 PM) Auricle: "Why?"
(10:43:56 PM) dkap: Clean one: "For asking questions!"
(10:44:26 PM) Auricle: "What a silly reason."
(10:44:37 PM) ***Auricle makes all their weapons un-reality.
(10:45:45 PM) dkap: At the disappearance of their weapons, the clean one turns to the mage next to him, and shouts "SAVE ME".
(10:46:16 PM) Auricle: "See? That wasn't science at all. Clearly you need better priorities."
(10:47:07 PM) dkap: Are you going to follow him through the gate?
(10:47:32 PM) Auricle: he's going through a gate?
(10:47:40 PM) dkap: The mage opened it for him, yes.
(10:48:07 PM) Auricle: No I don't really care about them enough t ofollow them
(10:48:32 PM) dkap: But, you don't know where you are, and you might want to teach him a lesson ...
(10:50:46 PM) Auricle: Oh yeah. Look around. Where am I?
(10:51:57 PM) dkap: Bottom of a stone shaft, with a cover.
(10:53:56 PM) ***Auricle ponders half a moment, grabs the Jager, and goes after the clean guy and the mage.
(10:54:18 PM) dkap: And we should hang there ...
(10:54:50 PM) Nathan: Hokay.
(10:55:30 PM) Auricle: yeah, tired Auricles need to sleep
(10:55:38 PM) Auricle: good night everyone!
(10:55:41 PM) dkap: Sleep well!
(10:55:59 PM) Auricle left the room (quit: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [SeaMonkey 2.1/20110608021133]).
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(11:01:40 PM) jimblanchette left the room.